I am Betty White.
Well, not the real Betty White- that would be awesome- but the angry Betty White that people turn into when they get hungry and need a snack. They stop being awesome and get angry.
They are Hangry.
Hangry: A state of being when your hunger collides with your raw emotions, creating a vortex of bad decisions and short reactions to those you love. (Lord forgive them for they know not what they do. Bestow upon them thy Holy Snickers bar.)